Kevin’s Dream:
I had a dream last night that I was back in the town that I grew up in, Slovato. I was driving around in an old blue Ford truck that I owned until 15 years ago when it met its untimely death, although the dream was clearly in the present. I’m driving around the neighborhood of an old friend, but I’m lost in a maze of streets that I can’t find my way out of. Somehow, I wind up in a cul-de-sac without an exit at all, and I’m reduced to driving in circles.
One of Slovato’s finest, an absolutely beautiful blonde and who is vaguely familiar, is walking her police beat around the neighborhood, seemingly oblivious to my circling. I park my truck and walk up to her and inquire how to get to the Slovato Boulevard, which I can now see and hear over the fence of one of the houses.
“I dunno,” is all she says and keeps right on walking.
Dumbfounded, I turn back to my truck, which is now three times its normal size and has taken on a cartoon-ish, monster truck appearance. I climb aboard, utterly bewildered, and turn on the ignition. The truck lurches forward and crushes the car in front of it, then puts itself in reverse and pancakes the car behind of it. Both cars have been reduced to piles of junk in a matter of seconds.
A woman — the same woman who played Seinfeld’s mom on the old sitcom– comes charging out of her house waving her arms angrily and screaming at me. I can see her lips move, but she is mute. The beautiful cop walks by us, oblivious …

